Hello, my lovely little lost Spirits. I, the Voice of Hell, your King, Ame Kamui, am here to bid you welcome to my palace. All of you are welcome to live here, just so long as your follow some rules, of course...
1. Respect is absolute. The lack thereof will result in some...unhappy circumstances.
2. Get to know your fellow family. It's best to make sure you don't end up doing something that causes an untimely second death....
3. No Holy Water, Cameras, of Exorcism objects are allowed to be bought within the Palace. Failure to comprehend such an easy rule will result in death.
4. Do not harm the Innocent Devils running about. They won't bite you if you don't bite them. They are mine, and I will be a []very[/i] unhappy man if I find one of my little friends dead.
5. If you are coming to live in the palace or leaving it, come and tell me first. I like to know where my people are.
6. Enjoy yourselves. It's not like we don't have time.
I think these rules are simply enough. Any complaints will be listened to and acted upon accordingly. Otherwise, enjoy your stay here and I hope we can get to know each other very well...
No worries. I won't bite...hard.